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Yo!It's worked so far-- but we're not out yet.Do you want to keep Carol Merrill's curtain, or trade it for Jay's box?So, come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab!One more sound out of you, mister, and we're turning this car around!Go lay down by your dish!Don't make me come out there!WHERE'S the BEEF?!?I've FALLEN... and I CAN'T GET UP!I am your father, Luke.If Elvis were alive, would he be doing Slimfast commercials?Homey don't play that.Two snaps up, in a circle!Three snaps in a "Z" formation!He's dead, Jim. You get his tri-corder, and I'll grab his wallet!And now here's something we hope you'll REALLY like!©!…©9…¢ <Á©@e … æ  ¿± !ˆÀÿÐöŠiªàpÝ`©!…©9…¢ <Á©@e … æ  ¿ )!‘ ˆÀÿÐöŠiªàpÝ`©(…©¹…©Œ…©¨…¢  ± !ŠÉ ИÉÐ ð ÉИð­'Œ‘ˆà©(e…æÊÐÐ`©(…©¹…©Œ…©¨…¢   )!‘ˆø©(e…æÊÐè`„ ‘¸P„ ±æÐæ¤`